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由于联合军的阴谋,先帝戈萨十五世陛下驾崩,年少继位的阿萨琳十六世在大臣的极力推动下,发动了对联合宇宙军的全面战争。与此同时,联合宇宙军也在全力备战,招募士兵。在诱人的美女征兵广告前,杰斯迪·植木·泰勒动心了,于是他来到征兵处,面对入伍动机询问,他给出了以下经典回答:军队这种地方,吃饭不要钱,制服和生活日常用品全部都……不要钱!又不用担心房租,要取得各种执照也轻易,再加上搭乘宇宙战舰的话,到达敌方以前整天可以在冷气密封仓里睡觉,同时可以坐着做工作,没有比这更轻松的行业啦!不是吗?同时呀阁下!退役后又有退休年金可以过悠闲的生活,这实在令人向往呀!如此回答,基本上没人会让这种人加入军队的,然后,泰勒的演讲开始了!

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